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Toss Everything, Move to a Yurt, Achieve Nirvana
What if the ultimate decluttering method wasn’t sorting, donating, or organizing—but just getting rid of everything? That’s right—your clothes, your furniture, your kitchen gadgets—poof! Gone. Move to a yurt, live off the land, and finally achieve peak minimalism. Sounds peaceful, right?
Explore extreme decluttering.
Spoiler: it may involve panic-buying everything back at 2 a.m.
Check it out and let me know—what’s the weirdest thing you’ve held onto for way too long?
#AprilFools #Decluttering #Minimalism #Organization #LifeHacks #JustKidding #OrAmI?
The Top 10 Things to Keep When Downsizing
Downsizing isn’t about losing stuff—it’s about keeping the right stuff. So what actually deserves a spot in your next chapter? Here’s our top 10 list of things worth holding onto as you simplify (spoiler: your collection of magnifier glasses didn’t make the cut).
Read on! #Decluttering #Downsizing #LessButBetter"
The Friends Apartment Test: Would Monica Approve? – Imagine Monica Geller Assessing Your Space—Would She Nod in Approval or Start Stress-Cleaning?
Ever wondered if Monica Geller would approve of your space? With Friends still a beloved classic, we all know that Monica is the queen of cleanliness and organization. But if she walked into your home today, would she nod in approval—or start stress-cleaning everything in sight?
In our latest blog, we're putting your home to the test: Would Monica approve of your clutter-free spaces, or would she be on a cleaning mission ASAP? Check out these fun, Monica-inspired tips for creating a tidy, organized space she would be proud of (minus the stress).
Ready to find out if your home passes the Monica Test?
#Organization #Decluttering #MonicaGeller #CleanHome #InteriorDesign #Friends
Spring Reset: Fresh Ideas for Lightening Your Load
Decluttering doesn’t have to be a dreaded chore, and it definitely shouldn’t involve replacing one mess with another. With a little creativity and a lot of laughter, you can make tidying up a celebration of simplicity. Let go, lighten up, and enjoy the fresh, open spaces of spring. 🌸✨
Survivor: Closet Edition—Will Your Sweater Make the Cut?
Welcome to Survivor: Closet Edition—where only the strongest outfits survive!
Is your wardrobe full of clothes you never wear? It’s time for the ultimate closet showdown! In my latest blog, I’m putting your sweaters, jeans, and long-forgotten impulse buys to the test—will they outwit, outplay, and outlast… or get voted off the island?
If you’re ready to ditch the clutter and build a wardrobe that actually works for you.
#ClosetDeclutter #SurvivorClosetEdition #MinimalistWardrobe #DeclutteringTips #OutwitOutplayOutlast
Decluttering: A Fresh Start, Spring Break Style
Decluttering and spring break have more in common than you think! Both involve shedding excess, making space for what truly matters, and maybe even rediscovering a forgotten treasure (or two). If you're ready to refresh your home like a beachy getaway, this blog is for you. #Decluttering #SpringBreakForYourHome"
Creating a Calm Home During Life’s Biggest Transitions
Big transitions—whether it’s a move, career change, or empty nest—can turn any space into a stress zone. But with a few smart (and simple) shifts, you can create a home that feels calm, no matter what’s happening outside your front door.
In our latest blog, we’re sharing practical ways to declutter, create a sanctuary space, and keep things functional without chasing perfection. Because when life is unpredictable, your home should be your steady place.
Organize like Dolly, Live like a Country Music Legend
Ready to tackle your clutter with the same hard-working spirit as Dolly, Johnny, and other country legends?
In this blog, we’re sharing how to declutter like a country star – with dedication, a little humor, and the simple joy of making room for what matters. Whether you’re clearing out a closet or organizing your entire home, take a note from country music icons and make it a fun, rewarding journey. Let’s get started and declutter like a country pro!
#Declutter #CountryMusic #Organizing #Productivity
Bedroom Chaos: How Many Sheets, Towels, and Pillows Do You Really Need?
Decluttering your sheets, towels, and bedroom extras is a small step toward a simpler, more organized home. So be ruthless. Keep what you actually use, donate what’s still in good shape, and toss anything that’s past its prime.
Because at the end of the day, your sheets, towels, and blankets should work for you—not the other way around.
Give Your Space a Compliment — It Deserves It!
This World Compliment Day, give your space (and yourself) the ultimate compliment: a clutter-free, stress-free environment. With a professional declutterer by your side, you’ll create a home that not only earns compliments but inspires them. Because let’s face it—you and your space deserve nothing less.
The Hidden Economics of Your Stuff: How Your Things Might Be Costing More Than You Think
If the current economy is a concern, think about this.
I never planned to become a decluttering enthusiast, but a lightbulb moment involving my rarely-used breadmaker changed everything. When I realized that every square foot of my home had a cost, I started looking at my possessions differently—like little tenants, some of whom weren’t paying their rent!
From kitchen gadgets collecting dust to treadmills doubling as coat racks, our stuff takes up space, time, and mental energy. But decluttering isn’t just about getting rid of things—it’s about making room for what actually adds value to your life.
In our latest post, I break down the real cost of clutter and how to reclaim your space (and sanity). Read it here and let me know: what’s the most useless item taking up prime real estate in your home?
#Decluttering #Minimalism #HomeOrganization
Your Legacy Isn’t Your Stuff: What to Leave Behind That Actually Matters
Your legacy isn’t in the dusty china set or the attic full of ‘treasures’—it’s in the memories, stories, and love you leave behind. Instead of passing down clutter, pass down wisdom. Write a letter, share experiences, and curate what truly matters. Because no one wants to inherit a storage unit! Read more on how to leave a meaningful legacy (without the mess).
Hire a Pro: Why It’s Worth Every Penny
Decluttering your home might feel like running a marathon—except you’re barefoot, and the finish line keeps moving. That’s where professional declutterers come in: the personal trainers of tidying up, the fairy godparents of organization. Here’s why hiring one is the best decision you’ll make this year.
The Marvel Guide to Decluttering: Assemble Your Space Like a Superhero
Captain America just hit theaters, and what better time to channel your inner superhero? Whether you’re a fan of Steve Rogers or just love the Avengers’ team dynamic, there’s a lot we can learn about decluttering and organizing our spaces from these iconic heroes.
In our latest blog, we explore how you can assemble your own "super team" of decluttering strategies to conquer clutter and organize your home like a superhero. From Captain Organization to Hulk’s power to smash through the mess, this Marvel-inspired guide is your ticket to a tidy, well-organized home.
Ready to assemble your space?
#Decluttering #HomeOrganization #CaptainAmerica #SuperheroStyle #Avengers #OrganizingTips
Buy More, Regret More: Why Skipping Presidents’ Day Sales Is the Smart Move
Ah, Presidents’ Day. A time to reflect on the leadership of Washington and Lincoln… and apparently, to buy an air fryer you don’t need because it’s 30% off.
Retailers love this holiday because they know you’ll convince yourself that a discount equals destiny. But if your goal is a simplified and organized home, let’s be honest—those so-called “deals” are just a shortcut to clutter.
Less Mess, More Love: Declutter for a Meaningful Valentine's Day
This Valentine’s Day, why not break away from the traditional gifts and give your partner something unexpected but deeply meaningful—a clutter-free space that says, “I care about your happiness and our future together”? Decluttering is a simple yet powerful way to show your love, and it will leave both of you feeling lighter, more connected, and ready to make new memories together.
So grab those boxes, turn up the music, and get ready to declutter with love. Your space—and your relationship—will be better for it!
Let It Snow, Let It Go: Decluttering Without the Stress
A snow day is the perfect chance to clear some clutter without it feeling like a chore. Quick wins, kid-friendly tasks, and sneaky multitasking make it easy—even if you’re working. Check out my latest blog for simple ways to turn a cozy day inside into a more organized home!
#Decluttering #SnowDay #LetItGo
Declutter Bowl: Tackle Your Mess Like a Pro
Decluttering, like the Super Bowl, is all about strategy, perseverance, and celebrating the win. So suit up, make your game plan, and take on that clutter like the champion you are. 🏈🏆 Your space—and your sanity—will thank you!
Short Month, Big Wins: Room-by-Room Decluttering for February Success
January may have been the month of ambitious resolutions, but February is where the real magic happens. Sure, you started strong, but by now, some of those goals might feel like they’ve slipped between the couch cushions—right alongside that remote you still can’t find. Fear not! Let’s breathe life back into your resolution to declutter with practical, room-by-room tips that keep things witty, sophisticated, and doable.
Decluttering is Like Chocolate Cake: Sweet Strategies for a Tidy Life
Decluttering isn’t just a chore; it’s an indulgence in itself—a way to simplify, savor, and rediscover joy in the things you truly value. So grab your metaphorical fork, tackle those layers, and treat yourself to the sweet rewards of a clutter-free life. Because whether it’s your space or your dessert plate, there’s always room for a little less chaos and a little more chocolate.